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1/17/2020
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud

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We provide the cartoon. You write the caption!

Submit your caption in the comments and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes February 14. 

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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1/17/2020 | 10:52:48 AM
New Caption Contest!

Give us your best shot! You might win an Amazon gift card!
ANON1252597614247
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ANON1252597614247,
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1/17/2020 | 11:45:23 AM
Glass ceiling
It is too bad the ceiling is made of glass!
cdaneena
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cdaneena,
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1/17/2020 | 12:19:46 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
So what'd you do to get sent down here?
iatassi
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iatassi,
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1/17/2020 | 2:29:08 PM
Caption
We have a backdoor in the ceiling
hamlin841
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hamlin841,
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1/17/2020 | 4:25:04 PM
Cartoon Caption
Yeah, Phil is our new Cloud technician and the thing in his cube in a new cloud access tool.
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i2003,
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1/19/2020 | 10:16:43 PM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
Didn't they built the stairway to the cloud in the wrong direction?
JamieG606
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1/20/2020 | 8:53:38 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Bob's out fixing our servers in the cloud.
ClaytonCyber
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1/21/2020 | 10:03:00 AM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
"Oh Jacob? He got a better offer."
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[email protected],
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1/21/2020 | 4:54:06 PM
Re: Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
Oh, Bill? He's kind of old-school, but one of our best Cloud developers.
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1/23/2020 | 7:37:03 AM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
I've never actually seen the corporate ladder before.
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