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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Cartoon Contest: Gong Show

Submit your caption in the comments and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winning caption by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes Dec. 23. 

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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drmrs
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drmrs,
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11/19/2020 | 4:31:37 PM
Cartoon Contest: Gong Show
A GONG is as good as a cyber attack.
northdmr
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11/24/2020 | 10:50:10 AM
New Alert - Patch Tuesday
That's the CISO's new alert sound for Patch Tuesday upodates.  Let's get busy!
pfharv@gmail.com
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[email protected],
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11/24/2020 | 2:38:21 PM
Cartoon Rythym
« I said Clickety-click-click-Gong » not fyjqteeusurerkryo
Tempest2004
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11/24/2020 | 10:14:22 PM
Gong
He hits the gong anytime he sees someone click on an email link.
rwza01@gmail.com
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[email protected],
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11/27/2020 | 12:47:43 AM
tamtam.chat
He's proving that the tamtam app is really available on any platform
cstudent
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11/28/2020 | 3:04:45 PM
Caption Contest: Gong Show
I dozed off at my desk one time.
dabeertender
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11/30/2020 | 3:42:56 PM
Gong
We are really excited about our new two tone authentication system!
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12/1/2020 | 9:25:51 AM
Bing Watching?
I think the boss is bing watching '70s TV shows again!
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12/3/2020 | 11:45:17 AM
Broken Speaker
The speaker in my workstation stopped working. It's my new mail alert.
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12/3/2020 | 11:07:04 PM
Gong Show.
Honestly, I find it much less distracting than Windows 10 pop-up messages.
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